Sitting here bored while waiting for the phone to ring and the realtor to tell me what day we are closing on my property.  The last 2 week extension is almost up and still no word from anyone.  How frustrating!
So here is a little humor about my people that might give you a chuckle. 
Artery - the study of paintings
Barium - what you do when CPR fails
Cesarean Section - a district in Rome
Colic - a sheep dog
Coma - a punctuation mark
Congenital - friendly
Dilate - to live longer
Fester - quicker
G.I. Series - baseball games between teams of soldiers
Hangnail - coat hook
Nitrate - lower than the day rate
Node - was aware of
Outpatient - a person who has fainted
Post-Operative - a letter carrier
Protein - in favor of young people
Tablet - a small table
Varicose Veins - veins which are very close together 
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